It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
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So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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