Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
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As long as your GPA is good, who cares? Oh wait, you didn't have the heart to tell her that that's why you're getting kicked out.
I hate people like this! I think they all should have to take out student loans and pay their own way through school and then after they graduate, if their parents want to pay off their loans as a graduation gift, Great! That's what our plan is for our kids.
Why? My family pays for my college (wayyy more than $20,000) and I can balance partying and studying.
..through class at a crappy school..
Tell her it's for smoothies, she'll think you're being healthy.
The best part is that you actually think your mom doesn't know what the blender is for. Silly college kids, you're not fooling anyone.
If you were my kid I'd give you a late term abortion. Your a waste of space
Don't be so narrow minded.....why stop with margaritas???!!!!!!
I'd cut you off
Your fucking retarded
If you're gonna try and insult someone at least spell it right... "you're" not "your"...
To all the haters: don't be mad you were too stupid to go to college. Just remember that there is a bright side... You can still fix my car or make my hamburgers
12:53 you're my hero.,.
Are you fucking stupid?
The future of our society... And people wonder why other countries have smarter kids than we do.
I told my mom that it was for protein shakes xD
Margaritas good, sleeping through class bad. Screwing around stops being ok when you stop being awesome.
I wanna know who the fuck gave EVERY LAST ONE of you assbombs the right to talk shit on the posters. Get the FUCK over yourself.