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  • As long as your GPA is good, who cares? Oh wait, you didn't have the heart to tell her that that's why you're getting kicked out.

    Submitted by zinger on Mar 18, 10 at 11:01am
  • I hate people like this! I think they all should have to take out student loans and pay their own way through school and then after they graduate, if their parents want to pay off their loans as a graduation gift, Great! That's what our plan is for our kids.

    Submitted by littlemissy on Mar 18, 10 at 11:20am
    • Why? My family pays for my college (wayyy more than $20,000) and I can balance partying and studying.

      Submitted by MP9090 on Mar 18, 10 at 11:42am
  • Tell her it's for smoothies, she'll think you're being healthy.

    Submitted by theREDsubmarine on Mar 18, 10 at 11:36am
  • ..through class at a crappy school..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 12:16pm
  • The best part is that you actually think your mom doesn't know what the blender is for. Silly college kids, you're not fooling anyone.

    Submitted by yeahright on Mar 18, 10 at 6:44pm
  • you're horrible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 4:55pm
  • If you were my kid I'd give you a late term abortion. Your a waste of space

    Submitted by nt252 on Mar 18, 10 at 12:53pm
  • First... Jk

    Submitted by marsrover on Mar 18, 10 at 10:19am
  • Don't be so narrow minded.....why stop with margaritas???!!!!!!

    Submitted by ahhhfuckit on Mar 18, 10 at 2:35pm
  • I'd cut you off

    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 23, 12 at 6:27pm
  • Your fucking retarded

    Submitted by 136736473 on Mar 18, 10 at 2:42pm
    • If you're gonna try and insult someone at least spell it right... "you're" not "your"...

      Submitted by mmmm on Mar 18, 10 at 3:33pm
  • To all the haters: don't be mad you were too stupid to go to college. Just remember that there is a bright side... You can still fix my car or make my hamburgers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 10 at 8:36am
  • Asshole.

    Submitted by pasterak_k on Mar 18, 10 at 4:12pm
  • Fucking brat.

    Submitted by mrsc11 on Mar 19, 10 at 12:43am
  • 12:53 you're my hero.,.

    Submitted by europeanbug on Mar 18, 10 at 8:49pm
  • Are you fucking stupid?

    Submitted by biiotch on Mar 18, 10 at 4:46pm
  • The future of our society... And people wonder why other countries have smarter kids than we do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 19, 10 at 6:15am
  • I told my mom that it was for protein shakes xD

    Submitted by ruler117 on May 20, 10 at 3:23pm
  • Love (:

    Submitted by rudelittlebitch on Mar 18, 10 at 10:52am
  • Margaritas good, sleeping through class bad. Screwing around stops being ok when you stop being awesome.

    Submitted by jltc on Mar 18, 12 at 7:05am
  • I wanna know who the fuck gave EVERY LAST ONE of you assbombs the right to talk shit on the posters. Get the FUCK over yourself.

    Submitted by taco333 on Mar 19, 10 at 10:43pm