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  • 93 70
    Submitted by zinger on Mar 18, 10 at 11:01am

    As long as your GPA is good, who cares? Oh wait, you didn't have the heart to tell her that that's why you're getting kicked out.

  • 87 79
    Submitted by littlemissy on Mar 18, 10 at 11:20am

    I hate people like this! I think they all should have to take out student loans and pay their own way through school and then after they graduate, if their parents want to pay off their loans as a graduation gift, Great! That's what our plan is for our kids.

    • 62 77
      Submitted by MP9090 on Mar 18, 10 at 11:42am

      Why? My family pays for my college (wayyy more than $20,000) and I can balance partying and studying.

  • 85 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 12:16pm

    ..through class at a crappy school..

  • 80 78
    Submitted by theREDsubmarine on Mar 18, 10 at 11:36am

    Tell her it's for smoothies, she'll think you're being healthy.

  • 68 69
    Submitted by yeahright on Mar 18, 10 at 6:44pm

    The best part is that you actually think your mom doesn't know what the blender is for. Silly college kids, you're not fooling anyone.

  • 74 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 4:55pm

    you're horrible.

  • 68 74
    Submitted by ahhhfuckit on Mar 18, 10 at 2:35pm

    Don't be so narrow minded.....why stop with margaritas???!!!!!!

  • 73 88
    Submitted by nt252 on Mar 18, 10 at 12:53pm

    If you were my kid I'd give you a late term abortion. Your a waste of space

  • 60 67
    Submitted by marsrover on Mar 18, 10 at 10:19am

    First... Jk

  • 45 38
    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 23, 12 at 6:27pm

    I'd cut you off

  • 62 74
    Submitted by 136736473 on Mar 18, 10 at 2:42pm

    Your fucking retarded

    • 53 73
      Submitted by mmmm on Mar 18, 10 at 3:33pm

      If you're gonna try and insult someone at least spell it right... "you're" not "your"...

  • 65 83
    Submitted by pasterak_k on Mar 18, 10 at 4:12pm


  • 60 78
    Submitted by mrsc11 on Mar 19, 10 at 12:43am

    Fucking brat.

  • Submitted by biiotch on Mar 18, 10 at 4:46pm

    Are you fucking stupid?

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 10 at 8:36am

    To all the haters: don't be mad you were too stupid to go to college. Just remember that there is a bright side... You can still fix my car or make my hamburgers

  • 55 81
    Submitted by europeanbug on Mar 18, 10 at 8:49pm

    12:53 you're my hero.,.

  • 50 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 19, 10 at 6:15am

    The future of our society... And people wonder why other countries have smarter kids than we do.

  • 31 54
    Submitted by jltc on Mar 18, 12 at 7:05am

    Margaritas good, sleeping through class bad. Screwing around stops being ok when you stop being awesome.

  • 44 84
    Submitted by ruler117 on May 20, 10 at 3:23pm

    I told my mom that it was for protein shakes xD

  • 48 93
    Submitted by rudelittlebitch on Mar 18, 10 at 10:52am

    Love (:

  • Submitted by taco333 on Mar 19, 10 at 10:43pm

    I wanna know who the fuck gave EVERY LAST ONE of you assbombs the right to talk shit on the posters. Get the FUCK over yourself.