Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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