is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
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She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
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Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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