Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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I hope OP is a guy. Even better.
This is actually the story of my life.
6:21 - I think 6:12 was attempting humor (and failing).
You've been drinking since u were 3? Was the alcohol put in ur baby bottle?
Golly! I don't know, Fred!
6:12, he either means 3AM or 3PM you fucking idiot
hahahahaha this is mine! It was a guy!
They mean since they were three
Mumus are better, especially when they are filled by anold, fat lady, wearing curlers and smoking cigarrettes.
6:40 wats ur favorite chainsaw?
7:25 huskys brake down all the time and weigh a ton are I guess stihl has too much power
your mom could go wrong and tutus are awesome
daawwww, im so jealouzz of you.
I fucking love my tutu! Probably my best investment !
Margarreetttt? is that you?
I can smell your vagina from here.
They have already gone wrong
you could do a pirouette and find a fat dick in your ass. However, you might find that to be a good thing.
Go fall on a knife. Die.