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  • 87 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:52pm

    I hope OP is a guy. Even better.

  • 81 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 6:33pm

    6:21 - I think 6:12 was attempting humor (and failing).

  • 79 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 8:16pm

    Golly! I don't know, Fred!

  • 82 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 6:21pm

    6:12, he either means 3AM or 3PM you fucking idiot

  • 81 76
    Submitted by keezingpenguin on Jan 28, 10 at 4:02pm

    This is actually the story of my life.

  • 76 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:06pm

    hahahahaha this is mine! It was a guy!

  • 80 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 6:12pm

    You've been drinking since u were 3? Was the alcohol put in ur baby bottle?

  • 78 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:10pm

    6:40 wats ur favorite chainsaw?

  • 77 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:30pm

    daawwww, im so jealouzz of you.

  • 71 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 11:59pm

    

  • 64 58
    Submitted by dersabom on Aug 19, 10 at 11:24pm

    They mean since they were three

  • 74 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:02pm

    They have already gone wrong

  • 77 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 8:12pm

    7:25 huskys brake down all the time and weigh a ton are I guess stihl has too much power

  • 78 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:22pm

    your mom could go wrong and tutus are awesome

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 6:42pm

    you could do a pirouette and find a fat dick in your ass. However, you might find that to be a good thing.

  • 61 60
    Submitted by goodgiiiirl on Dec 9, 10 at 2:37pm

    Margarreetttt? is that you?

  • 72 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:30pm

    Mumus are better, especially when they are filled by anold, fat lady, wearing curlers and smoking cigarrettes.

  • 71 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 6:01pm

    I fucking love my tutu! Probably my best investment !

  • 70 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 6:07pm

    I can smell your vagina from here.

  • 69 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 8:07pm

    Go fall on a knife. Die.