Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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I hope OP is a guy. Even better.
This is actually the story of my life.
6:21 - I think 6:12 was attempting humor (and failing).
Golly! I don't know, Fred!
You've been drinking since u were 3? Was the alcohol put in ur baby bottle?
6:12, he either means 3AM or 3PM you fucking idiot
hahahahaha this is mine! It was a guy!
They mean since they were three
6:40 wats ur favorite chainsaw?
7:25 huskys brake down all the time and weigh a ton are I guess stihl has too much power
your mom could go wrong and tutus are awesome
Mumus are better, especially when they are filled by anold, fat lady, wearing curlers and smoking cigarrettes.
daawwww, im so jealouzz of you.
Margarreetttt? is that you?
I fucking love my tutu! Probably my best investment !
I can smell your vagina from here.
They have already gone wrong
you could do a pirouette and find a fat dick in your ass. However, you might find that to be a good thing.
Go fall on a knife. Die.