can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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