I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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