HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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