Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
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Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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