I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
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Full of limp noodles, covered in weak sauce, and not enough balls?
Unless you break his dick in two, i think he's going to keep trying for sexy time
Well he's a guy, so...
Sloppy and covered in red?
Chef boyardi is about to pound your snatch.
Simple and Delicious! That's what I think of when i think of spaghetti.. But that's just me