I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
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i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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