How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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