Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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