me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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