I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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