i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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