Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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