Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Randomize
