Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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