Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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