Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Randomize
