Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
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How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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