So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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