i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
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I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
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Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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