Christians are straight up FREAKS
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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