I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
