I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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