At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I want a musical about memes.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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