We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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