Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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