at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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