Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
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For erections lasting longer than four hours, please consult a physician. May cause abnormal vision where things appear to be blue.
That's what happens when someone promises you a 4 hour blowjob and quits after 30 minutes, after you've taken the little happy pill.
Perhapse you should think about giving her an incentive after she's just serviced you? Wait... What... YOU NEED THE LITTLE BLUE PILL? Hummmmm...
*cough* so I've heard. >_>
Uh yeah.......Wubb, about that.... we need to talk. XD
I swear that's never happened before......
My thought exactly!
You're a cool girl, Hedo
That only because you don't know me! Haha! Thanks sweetie; I try.
No, but you think like I do. LOL
Ah-ha! Minds in the gutter!
Oh gawd I can't believe I forgot all about this post for the last hour! I feel so ashamed! :-( I'm going to go keep Drunkasaurus company now....
I can't post in the right place either. Wubb, I don't think she's looking for drunkasauraus... I think she wants whoreasauraus.
Well that makes a difference... I was going to go drown my sorrows, but I may have to go get Whoreasaurus to help me drown this python.....
You'll have to see if she travels... And here you thought she was taken!
Are you talking about me? LOL. Who thought I was taken?
Honestly, I wouldn't care if she was or not.... But seeing as how she isn't, it may be time to put on Jurassic Park... ;D
Who are you talking about? And you never gave me your email. I'm confused now
Yes, Luv. Comments from last night. My bad... Just go to Nunu's post about friar toke.
Boy... Don't burn the candle at both ends!
I rarely burn candles. But when I do, I prefer bacon-scented Man-Candles.\n:P
I don't see that post or email
Nobody likes an underachiever!
Any other shortcomings you care to disclose?
They aren't supposed to make sense. Thats the point.....dildo.
Psychedelics make people think some crazy shit..
Boil that dust spec!
I didn't realize that this was a site for texts that are meaningful and filled with purpose.