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  • For erections lasting longer than four hours, please consult a physician. May cause abnormal vision where things appear to be blue.

    Submitted by porksword on Dec 7, 11 at 8:40pm
    • That's what happens when someone promises you a 4 hour blowjob and quits after 30 minutes, after you've taken the little happy pill.

      Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 7, 11 at 8:50pm
      • Perhapse you should think about giving her an incentive after she's just serviced you? Wait... What... YOU NEED THE LITTLE BLUE PILL? Hummmmm...

        Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 7, 11 at 10:02pm
  • They aren't supposed to make sense. Thats the point.....dildo.

    Submitted by mizlickzalot on Dec 7, 11 at 5:29pm
  • Psychedelics make people think some crazy shit..

    Submitted by ninerbitchesbro on Dec 7, 11 at 7:12pm
  • Boil that dust spec!

    Submitted by rue4games on Dec 7, 11 at 9:50pm
  • Pointless.

    Submitted by JJdoggie on Dec 7, 11 at 4:50pm