he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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