Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
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i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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