At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
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Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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