did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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