i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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