Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
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The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
MIDGETS
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Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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