I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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