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  • 56 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 9:59pm

    Everyone who freaks out about how these are fake, suck a big cock. The owners of this website are the ones you should be pissed at. They decide to post them. Chiiiiiil out guys.

  • 56 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:10am

    lmao look at all thesse losers trying to write tfln critic reviews and feel like they have some power besides adding garbage to the world

  • 57 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 5:09pm

    WHAT A COINCIDENCE last time I got high I played with my "sock" for three hours, if you know what I mean *wink*

  • 59 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:55pm

    10:48 you stupid shit, what the fuck are you talking about

  • 51 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:21pm

    @1015 hahahaha right on.

  • 58 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:00pm

    Haha Effe <3. -Colo.

  • 54 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 9:08pm

    803 amennn! What's with all these stupid ass pot smokers you all need to learn to chill and enjoy the herbbbbbb

  • 56 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:41pm

    wow. dumb people ruining state college's reputation.

  • 52 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 6:41pm

    I'm gonna order this T-shirt. why the fuck is that an option?

  • 51 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:15pm

    You know this is stupid because the real jeff can't even think of an explanation as to what's funny about this.

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:27pm

    That's the cutest thing I've heard all week! :)

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 9:45pm

    You're so high that you played with your sock and legitimately thought it was a mouse, yet you were coherent enough to send a text message telling someone how you are aware that it was weird that you played with your sock/mouse... Riiiight... Okay... Sure

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 9:08pm

    this sounds like something someone who has never gotten high would say

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 7:38pm

    this guy is a poser. he smokes because the thinks it makes him cool. i hate smoking with people like that. he probably listens to The Beatles because "That's what stoners do!1!11"

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 6:55pm

    The fact that only fuck tards do stupid shit like that high

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 9:35pm

    I was so high that for the last ten minutes I thought a mouse was my sock and tI ried to put my foot up its ass

  • 49 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 7:18pm

    6:50 ftw if all you do on this site is over analyze whether or not the texts are real or not, then maybe you should get life or find something more productive to do. They're meant to be funny. Or even shit you can relate to. All you fuckin haters need to chill out.

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 5:15pm

    We're all just well trained monkeys to society -cats eye

  • 47 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:04am

    hahahahahaha this is probably from Altoona! Yes!!!!(:

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 7:33pm

    Whiskers? Is that you?!

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 7:23pm

    I am so confused by this text. Were so high you became a cat?

  • 43 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:55am

    Read 11:33, while keeping in mind that "PRETENED" isn't a word. Oh, the irony. Tell me you don't revel in the fact that he/she is as stupid as it fucking gets.

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:35am

    this is fuckin retarded how is this funny? When people get high they dont just start playing with socks i mean you do random shit but i mean play with sox? fake as hell and gayer than a bag of dicks.

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 5:08pm

    I'll jism all over ya feet rubbers for $2.99/hr -Dave

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 8:45pm

    I was so high I made up fake dumb ass texts and sent them to TFLN. OH WAIT, it's the TFLN IDIOTS WHO WERE PLAYING WITH SOCKS. my god, bye bye stupid app. Delete. No stars!!!!

  • 46 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 8:03pm

    when I get high I usually just chill with friends and listen to music

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 6:11pm

    I'd say that makes you incredibly stupid. On two counts. One for doing it, two for sharing. Idiot.

  • 45 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 7:21pm

    I'm deleting the tfln app. I'm tired of "I was so high I..."

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 6:18pm

    Nope. I'm first aaaaagain. And last aaaaagain. -chuckLe

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 6:41pm

    yeah this text is lame as fuck and not even close to funny

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 7:09pm

    I would like to know if anyone has actually ordered a shirt, even one. Anyone??

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:48am

    Pretened? What does that mean? Before you became a teen? Is he too stupid to fucking spell? I'm tired of my generation being apathetic and ignorant. They're easy to spot. The ones who clown me and then defend his typo.

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 7:08pm

    They don't grow enough weed to get me that high

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:49am

    I'm deleting this, and I want my dollar back! :(

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 5:42pm

    You know what's even less funny than this "text"? People who post the same nonsense on everything.

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 5:02pm

    Sounds like my night!

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:49pm

    Lol what a bad night... Ussaly people are funny or interesting when they're high, but not him!

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:33pm

    10:43 He/She Said And I Qoute "i pretened my sock was a mouse" Key Word PRETENED!! So How Can He/She Get Rabbies!?!? Read More Carefully Next Time... So You Don't Look Like An ASS!!

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 6:47pm

    I'm so high that this text sounds sooo stupid. Wait, I'm not high and it still sounds stupid.

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:36pm

    Stupid Texts Like This Is So Not Worth Payin For This App!

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 5:05pm

    i fucking love socks, jizz inside em and make em crunchy -Jeff

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:34am

    How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Taco chips

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:59am

    Now read 10:43, and then read 11:33 again. 11:33 doesn't even understand 10:43's point. Stupid people amuse me.

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:43pm

    Why the fuck would he play with a mouse!?!? Does he want rabies!?!?

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 9:34pm

    I was high on 32 triple Cs couple years ago I bounced around like avrabbitbfor like an hour.

  • 38 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:28pm

    this is so fucking dumb. i dont konw a single person who gets high and does dumb shit like this!! they all just relaaaaax and listen to chilled music.

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 7:57pm

    Sounds like this is the first time this noob has gotten high. Fucking noob. True weed smokers just get high and then mind their own business. This guy is one of those false weed smokers. Fuck this guy.

  • 40 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 5:59pm

    This is such made up bullshit.

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 3:57pm

    U r a dumbshit loser. I get stoned every day and wouldn't play with my sock like it's a mouse. Get a job

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:15pm

    Lol one time I was counting my fingers not even knowing, sitting in a chair that sir was legit

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 9:47pm

    playing with the sock....does that mean you jacked off into your f'ing sock you douchebag

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 7:30pm

    Agreed with. 7:21. This site just isn't funny anymore. Since we can't stop people from submitting "I wad so high..." texts, I will just delete the app. :(

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 6:51pm

    When you say sock you really mean tiny penis right? - Fishbulb

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:44am

    I'm so sick of all these fake "I'm so high...." texts.

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:51am

    Haha! Gayer than a bag of dicks! That's a good one.

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:13am

    I think it's funny if you don't have a sense of humor. Why'd you even buy this app. Hahaha

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 8:32pm

    i hate all these i was so high texts.

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 6:33pm

    No matter how high i would never play with a sock as if it were a mouse. Fail.

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:56pm

    10:48 you might possibly be the most ignorant person I have never met.

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:52pm

    By the wat, People don't play with mice.

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 8:15pm

    814, State College PA fuck Ohio State

  • 45 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 6:50pm

    You all fail and you're all fake. What gives you the right to say if somethings real or not ?

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:30pm

    That's Signs Of A Crazy Person

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:39pm

    My text was way better WTF is this APP doing, they fail.

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:43pm

    How is this a good night? Who does shit like that when their high

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 5:11pm

    This text is funny...in America

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:43pm

    Every one who keeps sayin state college is wrong its northwest pa you dumbsh*ts they are like 300 miles apart

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 3:54am

    I did something like this once. I was so high My friend dangled a sock over my head and I swatted at it like a cat hitting a mouse Haha

  • 37 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:48pm

    You know legit means average. Just thought I'd let you know

  • 43 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:56am

    Charles Rutherford says don't lie, it was you torturing a hamster for three days while smoking meth pretending you're Richard Gere.

  • 45 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 5:02pm

    FiRST! And this is sooo fake

  • 36 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:28am

    Cockmaster says play with socks all day it's more fun get a bong and trip on the socks