i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
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The fact that only fuck tards do stupid shit like that high
Nope. I'm first aaaaagain. And last aaaaagain.
lmao look at all thesse losers trying to write tfln critic reviews and feel like they have some power besides adding garbage to the world
I'm gonna order this T-shirt.
why the fuck is that an option?
They don't grow enough weed to get me that high
Read 11:33, while keeping in mind that "PRETENED" isn't a word. Oh, the irony. Tell me you don't revel in the fact that he/she is as stupid as it fucking gets.
10:48 you might possibly be the most ignorant person I have never met.
hahahahahaha this is probably from Altoona! Yes!!!!(:
803 amennn! What's with all these stupid ass pot smokers you all need to learn to chill and enjoy the herbbbbbb
10:48 you stupid shit, what the fuck are you talking about
i hate all these i was so high texts.
I'm deleting the tfln app. I'm tired of "I was so high I..."
I was so high I made up fake dumb ass texts and sent them to TFLN. OH WAIT, it's the TFLN IDIOTS WHO WERE PLAYING WITH SOCKS. my god, bye bye stupid app. Delete. No stars!!!!
WHAT A COINCIDENCE last time I got high I played with my "sock" for three hours, if you know what I mean *wink*
Haha Effe <3.
when I get high I usually just chill with friends and listen to music
this is fuckin retarded how is this funny? When people get high they dont just start playing with socks i mean you do random shit but i mean play with sox? fake as hell and gayer than a bag of dicks.
Sounds like my night!
this guy is a poser. he smokes because the thinks it makes him cool.
i hate smoking with people like that. he probably listens to The Beatles because "That's what stoners do!1!11"
I'll jism all over ya feet rubbers for $2.99/hr
Everyone who freaks out about how these are fake, suck a big cock. The owners of this website are the ones you should be pissed at. They decide to post them. Chiiiiiil out guys.
this sounds like something someone who has never gotten high would say
I'm so high that this text sounds sooo stupid. Wait, I'm not high and it still sounds stupid.
I would like to know if anyone has actually ordered a shirt, even one. Anyone??
I'm deleting this, and I want my dollar back! :(
I was high on 32 triple Cs couple years ago I bounced around like avrabbitbfor like an hour.
We're all just well trained monkeys to society
@1015 hahahaha right on.
I was so high that for the last ten minutes I thought a mouse was my sock and tI ried to put my foot up its ass
Whiskers? Is that you?!
That's Signs Of A Crazy Person
I'd say that makes you incredibly stupid. On two counts. One for doing it, two for sharing.
That's the cutest thing I've heard all week! :)
814, State College PA
fuck Ohio State
i fucking love socks, jizz inside em and make em crunchy
You know this is stupid because the real jeff can't even think of an explanation as to what's funny about this.
if all you do on this site is over analyze whether or not the texts are real or not, then maybe you should get life or find something more productive to do.
They're meant to be funny. Or even shit you can relate to.
All you fuckin haters need to chill out.
wow. dumb people ruining state college's reputation.
You're so high that you played with your sock and legitimately thought it was a mouse, yet you were coherent enough to send a text message telling someone how you are aware that it was weird that you played with your sock/mouse...
Riiiight... Okay... Sure
I am so confused by this text. Were so high you became a cat?
I'm so sick of all these fake "I'm so high...." texts.
Pretened? What does that mean? Before you became a teen? Is he too stupid to fucking spell? I'm tired of my generation being apathetic and ignorant. They're easy to spot. The ones who clown me and then defend his typo.
Lol what a bad night... Ussaly people are funny or interesting when they're high, but not him!
Haha! Gayer than a bag of dicks! That's a good one.
Stupid Texts Like This Is So Not Worth Payin For This App!
yeah this text is lame as fuck and not even close to funny
Agreed with. 7:21. This site just isn't funny anymore. Since we can't stop people from submitting "I wad so high..." texts, I will just delete the app. :(
Every one who keeps sayin state college is wrong its northwest pa you dumbsh*ts they are like 300 miles apart
this is so fucking dumb. i dont konw a single person who gets high and does dumb shit like this!! they all just relaaaaax and listen to chilled music.
This is such made up bullshit.
U r a dumbshit loser. I get stoned every day and wouldn't play with my sock like it's a mouse. Get a job
My text was way better WTF is this APP doing, they fail.
This text is funny...in America
Lol one time I was counting my fingers not even knowing, sitting in a chair that sir was legit
By the wat, People don't play with mice.
You know what's even less funny than this "text"? People who post the same nonsense on everything.
Charles Rutherford says don't lie, it was you torturing a hamster for three days while smoking meth pretending you're Richard Gere.
I did something like this once. I was so high
My friend dangled a sock over my head and
I swatted at it like a cat hitting a mouse
Sounds like this is the first time this noob has gotten high.
True weed smokers just get high and then mind their own business.
This guy is one of those false weed smokers.
Fuck this guy.
When you say sock you really mean tiny penis right?
Why the fuck would he play with a mouse!?!? Does he want rabies!?!?
No matter how high i would never play with a sock as if it were a mouse. Fail.
How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl?
How do you get them out?
You all fail and you're all fake. What gives you the right to say if somethings real or not ?
How is this a good night? Who does shit like that when their high
FiRST! And this is sooo fake
Now read 10:43, and then read 11:33 again. 11:33 doesn't even understand 10:43's point. Stupid people amuse me.
You know legit means average. Just thought I'd let you know
I think it's funny if you don't have a sense of humor. Why'd you even buy this app. Hahaha
playing with the sock....does that mean you jacked off into your f'ing sock you douchebag
10:43 He/She Said And I Qoute "i pretened my sock was a mouse" Key Word PRETENED!! So How Can He/She Get Rabbies!?!? Read More Carefully Next Time... So You Don't Look Like An ASS!!
Cockmaster says play with socks all day it's more fun get a bong and trip on the socks