No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
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i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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