I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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