Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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