The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
the day after is always just damage control
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Randomize
