he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
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have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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