So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
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Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.