Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it