I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I'm eating all of the evidence.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing