yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.