You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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