One girl and one boy is just not enough.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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