I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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