So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
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she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
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It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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