she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
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WTF? Why won't it let me post a picture of a polar bear eating 2 dolphins!?
Y'all's a bunch of buttrolls.
5:50 - way to show that fool
6:31 your right from now on we'll just make fun of gays, minorities and you.
handicaps are fair fucking game!
6:12 it seems your only true handicap is a sense of humor, fucking good for you now go try and catch some lawn darts.....
we use the binary system in 604... 1 you would do her 0 you pass on her
7:38, thank you.. Disabled people are really underestimated.
Dude. Don't you need to be able to HEAR to use a screen reader without Braille?
Helen Keller couldn't hear.
why couldn't ray charles drive?
because he was black
i'm sure helen keller was good with her hands
sounds like someone's going to helllll
why did hellen keller's dog run off a cliff?
you would too if your name was EEEEEYYYAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR
You know John Milton was blind when he wrote Paradise Lost? Class act.
Why is Helen Keller a 1?
7:04 at least I know what a pun is.
I'm obviously not too dumb to know that you used "your" incorrectly....it's "you're", dumbass.
And yes, I am a blonde.
I think I'm the only one that got the Weird Al reference in 5:30's post. Haha, thanks whoever you are.
I ALREADY DID REPRODUCE, ASSHOLE
I am hella contributing to this discussion of how stank Helen Keller is.
dude i'd bone helen keller, she couldn't laugh at the size of my cock when i pull it out, she couldn't scream no-no-no like all the others do, and to top it all off she's dead now and couldn't press charges....p.s. she wasn't that bad looking...wiki it...
You know why Helen Keller can't drive????
Cause she's a woman.
btw, 7:14, your mom says if you're going to stay in her house you should stop getting cheetos everywhere.
probably one of my favorite tfnl
do the hellen keller and go "DURRRRERRRRUUUUUUUUUUUAAARP"
@ 5:42. you're right, it's not funny. it's HILARIOUS
ok im pissed helen keller is a perfect 10 she has the looks and the smarts omg i loooooove helen keller she is soooo hot, helen keller = 10 and that is final. i cannot believe someone would put her as low as 1
well helen keller was born june 27 1880
so she was a cancer
Ahhh, fuck. 440? That 2 might have been me.
I think my penis actually tried to go back in at that description
yall are raging homosexuals
5:50 I'm blind and I can post to this site, so maybe you should do a little more research before you go discounting an entire segment of the population.
5:39 you have issues my friend. Boning Helen Keller isn't even a funny joke, this convo is twisted.
i went to high school with kiah hurd. definite 2. we used to call her "troll" lol
What is this bullshit?? Stfu if your not gunna talk about Helen Keller. And to everyone who wud fuck her, that's messed up and not cool. Making fun of handicapped people is low.
Once I kissed a black man, but he turned to be my son.
5.30, she had to use one of them to moan with though
(604) not sure what the OP was thinking helen keller is pretty much a 9.8/10
She's the perfect woman, can't talk back, can't hear u yell at her, can't see the cumshot that going in her eye/ear/nose/phuck hole.....just like a fat chick u can do anything to her.
why did helen keller have yellow finger tips...
whispering sweet nothings in her boyfriends ears
There's a picture of Helen Keller on wikipedia; she's not that bad looking.
*whoops change that to 5:30 (#2)
talk with your lips number 2
sharks with lazer beams!
wow. some people really don't have a limit, do they?
^^ how do you know its a blind GIRL? sounds like 8:07 and 8:09 are actually 8:00 ---> fail
In the words of 3OH!3, SHUSH GIRL SHUT YOUR LIPS DO THE HELEN KELLER AND TALK WITH YOUR HIIIIIIIPS.
hahaha blind people on tfln
i know so many hellen keller jokes. but they're so mean haha
oh, she also wants you to curb the chronic masturbation, at least while you're in church.
i wouldnt doubt it. what else does a blind person have to do besides go to time wasting websites via braille.
5:32 the best part of it all would be that she couldn't post to this site....
5:38 the 2 point scale sounds fenomenal, im using that one, but im the kinda guy that wont have very many 1s like that one dude said "girls are like pokemon... gotta catch them all"
Of course I can't see it, but the two words are very different in Braille, asshole.
you are bastards. all of you. fucking sickos. now, anne frank... that bitch was hot.
Who's your favorite conquistador?
maybe Hellen Keller was a amazing in bed... you'll never know.
there is something so wrong with you people.
My black son married Eleanor Roosevelt, you racist assholes.
8:03, have you shat that condom out yet? Again, I am so sorry it rolled off.
The pooptits is my favorite sex move, but only Jews can do it right.
going back to 5:30 (#1) I throughly enjoyed your Weird Al quote...anyone else catch that?
Can blind men kill their black sons? I think not.
this guy still probably fucked her.
843 once you and your "fenomenal" spelling skills have caught all the skanky girls, youll catch all the stds as well
Twice as hot as Helen Keller, I'd hit it.
pics or you're not blind
this has no context...cause it could be a good thing. i had a friend who used a 2 point scale...1 he wouldn't do her...2 he would...it was very simple really
Hey, I'm blind, and I like fucking. A LOT. So do most of my blind friends. Sex is amazing. And I have it very frequently.
Titties are fucking awesome.
I'm gonna go bang a blind chick so she won't realize that in spite of my white-supremacist doctrine I'm black as heeeeell.
Who the fuck is Dave Chapelle.
This post is about as useless as JPEGs to Helen Keller.
...wow. 9:44. the end was discreet?
Helen Keller was actually beautiful when she was young.
i would def sleep with hellen keller.
10:34 you are doing it wrong.
8:00 let your mommy read this for you and let you know that no one gives a shit about your fuck life or lack thereof
5:27, you have so much class. I bet your mother would be proud.
Thank you Jeff, for enlightening me.
Is everyone here blind, black and horny? WTF is this place?
Anyway, wasn't Helen Keller the one that did that thing with the dog?
7:44, procreation is not necessarily a positive contribution to the world. This seems to hold especially true in your case. Please consider NOT procreating.
3OH!3 is a horrible scene band.
you above, shut up. We don't care.
This thread wins, because of the Bo Burnham reference.
7:04's mom loves the cock, which is her decision and I respect it, but what's more is she loves yelling about how fat her son is while she gets it.
oh and 5:56, I use screen readers, not Braille, and I'm a full time college student. Blind and disabled people contribute to society too.
are we talking ratings in looks or senses?
might as well just bam yourself in the head 9:27
7:09 i know you are but what am i....deaf blind and dumb, your a blonde too huh?
Hellen Keller was the perfect woman.
She didn't talk much, and she was good with her hands.
I asked her to marry me, and she said
(watch the youtube video)
Why would anyone not sleep with her? She is pretty good looking. The only reason to not fuck her is that I'm not sure how to talk to her, I don't know sign language or anything like that. And i dont understand why anyone would feel different.
6:28: I'm not Matt, I'm a chick, but I am fucking awesome, thanks.
blind dude, are you matt? because if so, matt's fucking awesome, y'all shouldn't shit with him. and if you're not matt, never mind.
i heart anonymous posting.
Shit.... Agreed 5:52
No 6:34 just not retarded fucking shit about killing your black babies, like seriously... Why?
"Have" in present tense.
gotta love conneaut. not. guess someone else slept with that christa naylor
Wait, what? ^^^ I'm confused.
what did that 'black son' post have anything to do with this conversation? Are you blind too, or what?
MY GRAMPA SAID HE THREW A ROCK AT HELEN KELLERS HEAD
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? SO YOU CAN READ HER LIPS! BAMMMMMMMMMM
yew ppl r all suriuzzly wacked...........i mean....... suriuzzly
Helen Keller must have had a stanky vag
@ 6:31. do handicapped people not want sex? why would it be messed up to sleep with her? seems like you want to keep handicapped people from enjoying a great part of life. THAT'S low
5:50 no you aren't. Stop lying just to prove a point.
At least nobody verbally excreted any garbage about men being superficial. I guess we're all at the point of accepting everyone does that.
Rosie O'Donnell is pretty low on there too...
haha dude i wouldn't even call her a 1.. she's like a negative 5. If you have to resort to having sex with Helen Keller you've got some problems.
Bo is the shit.
I love it!
Hellen Keller was hot!
hey, i boned a dead girl (she had a hearing aid and could hear with it in, but without it, couldnt hear shit) and i banged her for 2 hrs.... totally worth it..
Helen keller really wasnt unattractive and how the fuck did everyome get so off topic????
so 631 you want people to discuss helen kellers life story?
Oh, I get it! It's funny because the girl OP is referring to must have been really bad to be just ahead of Helen Keller, who was deaf and blind.
Omg, seriously, laughed all the way through this, so proud of all you doucshbags your awesome.
I killed my son for being black.
I hate Helen Keller jokes. What kind of douche bag makes fun of disabled people? Helen Keller did a lot more for the world than people like 7:04 ever will.
5:54, this is 5:%0, I am actually blind, and you're an asshole.
Are you just pissed cause you get laid less than a blind girl?
5:39, somehow it doesn't surprise me that you have to have sick fantasies about raping Helen Keller since clearly you couldn't get laid any other way.
lol this is from my area code...hahahaha
do the hellen keller and go "DURRRRERRRRUUUUUUUUUUUAAARP"
this is out of curious, not to offend anyone.
so blind sex is just like sex with the lights off. but what's DEAF sex like?
6:40, what does that have to do with anything?
aw, stop hating on helen keller. like blind/deaf people never have sex?
7:38 not true i'll procreate something she was never able to do. again just another fact deaf and blind people don't like fucking.
7:15 we hate everyone the same fucker
Now Eleanor Roosevelt was a 0. That's where the scale starts.
dude you people need to facebook search "kiah hurd" 1:22 was right.. she is a 2
yes, eight o'clock and eight oh nine were both me.
i like 3oh3 but it's stupid when people think it's cool to scream their lyrics. it doesn't make you awesome. it actually makes you quite... annoying.
7:16 wait how can you see that?!?!?! oh wait you can't! i win!
i watch blind porn on the interwebs all day
7:28 I DIDN'T FUCKING ASK YOU
THIS IS AN A-B CONVERSATION SO FUCK OFF
Bot 6:17s--please, never reproduce.
Why do blind and deaf people not like fucking? I'm really confused....Feral children like fucking, and they can't talk...and don't have any normal mental capacity. And are often incapable of learning
8:52, that's just inhuman.
BO BURNHAM REFERENCE!
i love you
tribute to helen keller..bo burnham-the perfect woman
youtube that shitttt
I bet all the girls who are getting offended at this have been called 2's themselves. its not our fault you guys were born fugly!