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  • 92 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:55pm

    5:50 - way to show that fool

  • 80 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:34pm

    WTF? Why won't it let me post a picture of a polar bear eating 2 dolphins!?

  • 71 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:40pm

    Dude. Don't you need to be able to HEAR to use a screen reader without Braille? Helen Keller couldn't hear.

  • 73 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:07pm

    Y'all's a bunch of buttrolls.

  • 65 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:39pm

    dude i'd bone helen keller, she couldn't laugh at the size of my cock when i pull it out, she couldn't scream no-no-no like all the others do, and to top it all off she's dead now and couldn't press charges....p.s. she wasn't that bad looking...wiki it...

  • 73 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:17pm

    why couldn't ray charles drive? because he was black

  • 65 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:14pm

    You know John Milton was blind when he wrote Paradise Lost? Class act.

  • 67 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:42pm

    5:39 you have issues my friend. Boning Helen Keller isn't even a funny joke, this convo is twisted.

  • 70 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:52pm

    (604) not sure what the OP was thinking helen keller is pretty much a 9.8/10 She's the perfect woman, can't talk back, can't hear u yell at her, can't see the cumshot that going in her eye/ear/nose/phuck hole.....just like a fat chick u can do anything to her.

  • 66 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:43pm

    7:38, thank you.. Disabled people are really underestimated.

  • 78 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:33pm

    5.30, she had to use one of them to moan with though

  • 70 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:09pm

    7:04 at least I know what a pun is.

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:30pm

    i'm sure helen keller was good with her hands

  • 77 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:28am

    do the hellen keller and go "DURRRRERRRRUUUUUUUUUUUAAARP" I lol'd

  • 72 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:18pm

    btw, 7:14, your mom says if you're going to stay in her house you should stop getting cheetos everywhere.

  • 67 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:43pm

    5:38 the 2 point scale sounds fenomenal, im using that one, but im the kinda guy that wont have very many 1s like that one dude said "girls are like pokemon... gotta catch them all"

  • 64 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:31pm

    What is this bullshit?? Stfu if your not gunna talk about Helen Keller. And to everyone who wud fuck her, that's messed up and not cool. Making fun of handicapped people is low.

  • 79 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:10pm

    You know why Helen Keller can't drive???? Cause she's a woman.

  • 62 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:42am

    I think my penis actually tried to go back in at that description

  • 55 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:26pm

    we use the binary system in 604... 1 you would do her 0 you pass on her

  • 68 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:13pm

    sounds like someone's going to helllll

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:08pm

    probably one of my favorite tfnl

  • 58 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:22am

    *whoops change that to 5:30 (#2)

  • 63 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:26pm

    I am hella contributing to this discussion of how stank Helen Keller is.

  • 61 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:13pm

    yall are raging homosexuals

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:38pm

    wow. some people really don't have a limit, do they?

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:28am

    you above, shut up. We don't care.

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:08pm

    Once I kissed a black man, but he turned to be my son.

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:36pm

    i know so many hellen keller jokes. but they're so mean haha

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:23pm

    Of course I can't see it, but the two words are very different in Braille, asshole.

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:38pm

    6:31 your right from now on we'll just make fun of gays, minorities and you. handicaps are fair fucking game! 6:12 it seems your only true handicap is a sense of humor, fucking good for you now go try and catch some lawn darts.....

  • 54 58
    Submitted by hunter989 on Mar 17, 10 at 10:22pm

    Thank you Jeff, for enlightening me.

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:21pm

    why did hellen keller's dog run off a cliff? you would too if your name was EEEEEYYYAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR

  • 63 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:16pm

    pics or you're not blind

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:07pm

    8:03, have you shat that condom out yet? Again, I am so sorry it rolled off.

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:30pm

    maybe Hellen Keller was a amazing in bed... you'll never know.

  • 64 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:12pm

    talk with your lips number 2 sharks with lazer beams!

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:43pm

    10:34 you are doing it wrong.

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:23pm

    there is something so wrong with you people.

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:56pm

    i wouldnt doubt it. what else does a blind person have to do besides go to time wasting websites via braille.

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:20am

    going back to 5:30 (#1) I throughly enjoyed your Weird Al quote...anyone else catch that?

  • 63 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:15am

    I think I'm the only one that got the Weird Al reference in 5:30's post. Haha, thanks whoever you are.

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:22am

    Why would anyone not sleep with her? She is pretty good looking. The only reason to not fuck her is that I'm not sure how to talk to her, I don't know sign language or anything like that. And i dont understand why anyone would feel different.

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:41pm

    In the words of 3OH!3, SHUSH GIRL SHUT YOUR LIPS DO THE HELEN KELLER AND TALK WITH YOUR HIIIIIIIPS.

  • 63 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:50pm

    5:32 the best part of it all would be that she couldn't post to this site....

  • 62 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:41pm

    @ 6:31. do handicapped people not want sex? why would it be messed up to sleep with her? seems like you want to keep handicapped people from enjoying a great part of life. THAT'S low

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:39pm

    well helen keller was born june 27 1880 so she was a cancer

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:12pm

    oh and 5:56, I use screen readers, not Braille, and I'm a full time college student. Blind and disabled people contribute to society too.

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:15am

    This thread wins, because of the Bo Burnham reference.

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:06pm

    this guy still probably fucked her.

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:47pm

    843 once you and your "fenomenal" spelling skills have caught all the skanky girls, youll catch all the stds as well

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:40pm

    Twice as hot as Helen Keller, I'd hit it.

  • 63 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:47pm

    7:44, procreation is not necessarily a positive contribution to the world. This seems to hold especially true in your case. Please consider NOT procreating.

  • 61 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:22pm

    Why is Helen Keller a 1?

  • 53 64
    Submitted by littleboxes on Nov 19, 10 at 1:35am

    hahaha blind people on tfln

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:49am

    Ahhh, fuck. 440? That 2 might have been me.

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:33am

    why did helen keller have yellow finger tips... whispering sweet nothings in her boyfriends ears

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:12pm

    yew ppl r all suriuzzly wacked...........i mean....... suriuzzly

  • 61 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:10pm

    ^^ how do you know its a blind GIRL? sounds like 8:07 and 8:09 are actually 8:00 ---> fail

  • 58 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:32pm

    Helen keller really wasnt unattractive and how the fuck did everyome get so off topic????

  • 58 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:32pm

    5:27, you have so much class. I bet your mother would be proud.

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:33am

    Oh, I get it! It's funny because the girl OP is referring to must have been really bad to be just ahead of Helen Keller, who was deaf and blind. - Jeff

  • 58 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:25pm

    The pooptits is my favorite sex move, but only Jews can do it right.

  • 63 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:16pm

    Can blind men kill their black sons? I think not.

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:27pm

    Who's your favorite conquistador?

  • 55 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:15pm

    My black son married Eleanor Roosevelt, you racist assholes.

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:40pm

    In the words of 3OH!3, SHUSH GIRL SHUT YOUR LIPS DO THE HELEN KELLER AND TALK WITH YOUR HIIIIIIIPS.

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:27pm

    Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? SO YOU CAN READ HER LIPS! BAMMMMMMMMMM

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:16pm

    I'm obviously not too dumb to know that you used "your" incorrectly....it's "you're", dumbass. And yes, I am a blonde.

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:55pm

    Hellen Keller was the perfect woman. She didn't talk much, and she was good with her hands. I asked her to marry me, and she said YUUUEAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH (watch the youtube video)

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:19pm

    Titties are fucking awesome. I'm gonna go bang a blind chick so she won't realize that in spite of my white-supremacist doctrine I'm black as heeeeell. Who the fuck is Dave Chapelle.

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:06pm

    MY GRAMPA SAID HE THREW A ROCK AT HELEN KELLERS HEAD

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:54pm

    3OH!3 is a horrible scene band.

  • 66 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:07pm

    7:04's mom loves the cock, which is her decision and I respect it, but what's more is she loves yelling about how fat her son is while she gets it.

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:46pm

    Wait, what? ^^^ I'm confused.

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:09pm

    i heart anonymous posting.

  • 61 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:00pm

    Hey, I'm blind, and I like fucking. A LOT. So do most of my blind friends. Sex is amazing. And I have it very frequently.

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:30pm

    "Have" in present tense.

  • 54 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:10pm

    ok im pissed helen keller is a perfect 10 she has the looks and the smarts omg i loooooove helen keller she is soooo hot, helen keller = 10 and that is final. i cannot believe someone would put her as low as 1

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:03pm

    8:00 let your mommy read this for you and let you know that no one gives a shit about your fuck life or lack thereof

  • 56 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:59pm

    Helen Keller must have had a stanky vag

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:33pm

    6:28: I'm not Matt, I'm a chick, but I am fucking awesome, thanks.

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 19, 10 at 1:39am

    wow Jeff.

  • 58 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 10:06pm

    gotta love conneaut. not. guess someone else slept with that christa naylor

  • 65 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 2:27am

    ...wow. 9:44. the end was discreet?

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:58pm

    Is everyone here blind, black and horny? WTF is this place? Anyway, wasn't Helen Keller the one that did that thing with the dog?

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:51am

    There's a picture of Helen Keller on wikipedia; she's not that bad looking.

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:14pm

    7:09 i know you are but what am i....deaf blind and dumb, your a blonde too huh?

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:14pm

    what did that 'black son' post have anything to do with this conversation? Are you blind too, or what?

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:54pm

    5:50 no you aren't. Stop lying just to prove a point.

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:30pm

    This post is about as useless as JPEGs to Helen Keller.

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:29pm

    Hellen Keller was hot!

  • 55 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:33pm

    i went to high school with kiah hurd. definite 2. we used to call her "troll" lol

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:38pm

    this has no context...cause it could be a good thing. i had a friend who used a 2 point scale...1 he wouldn't do her...2 he would...it was very simple really

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:19pm

    oh, she also wants you to curb the chronic masturbation, at least while you're in church.

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:28pm

    blind dude, are you matt? because if so, matt's fucking awesome, y'all shouldn't shit with him. and if you're not matt, never mind.

  • 56 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:13pm

    Rosie O'Donnell is pretty low on there too...

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:42pm

    6:40, what does that have to do with anything?

  • 54 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:48pm

    @ 5:42. you're right, it's not funny. it's HILARIOUS

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:58am

    do the hellen keller and go "DURRRRERRRRUUUUUUUUUUUAAARP"

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:44pm

    7:38 not true i'll procreate something she was never able to do. again just another fact deaf and blind people don't like fucking.

  • 59 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:54pm

    Shit.... Agreed 5:52

  • 55 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:25pm

    are we talking ratings in looks or senses?

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:50pm

    5:50 I'm blind and I can post to this site, so maybe you should do a little more research before you go discounting an entire segment of the population.

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:43pm

    5:39, somehow it doesn't surprise me that you have to have sick fantasies about raping Helen Keller since clearly you couldn't get laid any other way.

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:58pm

    6:55 Bo is the shit. I love it!

  • 58 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:44pm

    i watch blind porn on the interwebs all day

  • 52 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:40pm

    lol this is from my area code...hahahaha

  • 53 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:15am

    At least nobody verbally excreted any garbage about men being superficial. I guess we're all at the point of accepting everyone does that.

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:30am

    you are bastards. all of you. fucking sickos. now, anne frank... that bitch was hot.

  • 48 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:11pm

    5:54, this is 5:%0, I am actually blind, and you're an asshole.

  • 51 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:31am

    Helen Keller was actually beautiful when she was young.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:09pm

    8:03 Are you just pissed cause you get laid less than a blind girl?

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:37pm

    No 6:34 just not retarded fucking shit about killing your black babies, like seriously... Why?

  • 52 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:27pm

    haha dude i wouldn't even call her a 1.. she's like a negative 5. If you have to resort to having sex with Helen Keller you've got some problems.

  • 45 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:16pm

    7:15 we hate everyone the same fucker

  • 51 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:34pm

    so 631 you want people to discuss helen kellers life story?

  • 55 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:18pm

    Bot 6:17s--please, never reproduce.

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:17pm

    hey, i boned a dead girl (she had a hearing aid and could hear with it in, but without it, couldnt hear shit) and i banged her for 2 hrs.... totally worth it..

  • 51 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:56pm

    might as well just bam yourself in the head 9:27

  • 47 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:16pm

    ok im pissed helen keller is a perfect 10 she has the looks and the smarts omg i loooooove helen keller she is soooo hot, helen keller = 10 and that is final. i cannot believe someone would put her as low as 1

  • 52 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:33pm

    7:28 I DIDN'T FUCKING ASK YOU THIS IS AN A-B CONVERSATION SO FUCK OFF

  • 48 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:20pm

    7:16 wait how can you see that?!?!?! oh wait you can't! i win!

  • 51 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:27pm

    I ALREADY DID REPRODUCE, ASSHOLE

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:00pm

    Unintentionally noisy?

  • 47 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:49pm

    6:55 BO BURNHAM REFERENCE! i love you

  • 47 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:15pm

    yes, eight o'clock and eight oh nine were both me.

  • 53 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:21pm

    i would def sleep with hellen keller.

  • 52 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:38pm

    I hate Helen Keller jokes. What kind of douche bag makes fun of disabled people? Helen Keller did a lot more for the world than people like 7:04 ever will.

  • 48 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:12pm

    Now Eleanor Roosevelt was a 0. That's where the scale starts.

  • 49 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:59pm

    Why do blind and deaf people not like fucking? I'm really confused....Feral children like fucking, and they can't talk...and don't have any normal mental capacity. And are often incapable of learning

  • 47 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:59pm

    i like 3oh3 but it's stupid when people think it's cool to scream their lyrics. it doesn't make you awesome. it actually makes you quite... annoying.

  • 47 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:26am

    aw, stop hating on helen keller. like blind/deaf people never have sex? : (

  • 46 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:15pm

    I killed my son for being black.

  • 47 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:57pm

    this is out of curious, not to offend anyone. so blind sex is just like sex with the lights off. but what's DEAF sex like?

  • 42 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:55pm

    8:52, that's just inhuman.

  • 41 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:40pm

    Omg, seriously, laughed all the way through this, so proud of all you doucshbags your awesome.

  • 49 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:49pm

    I bet all the girls who are getting offended at this have been called 2's themselves. its not our fault you guys were born fugly!

  • 36 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:59am

    tribute to helen keller..bo burnham-the perfect woman youtube that shitttt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:55am

    dude you people need to facebook search "kiah hurd" 1:22 was right.. she is a 2