she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
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WTF? Why won't it let me post a picture of a polar bear eating 2 dolphins!?
5:50 - way to show that fool
Y'all's a bunch of buttrolls.
6:31 your right from now on we'll just make fun of gays, minorities and you.
handicaps are fair fucking game!
6:12 it seems your only true handicap is a sense of humor, fucking good for you now go try and catch some lawn darts.....
Dude. Don't you need to be able to HEAR to use a screen reader without Braille?
Helen Keller couldn't hear.
why couldn't ray charles drive?
because he was black
we use the binary system in 604... 1 you would do her 0 you pass on her
sounds like someone's going to helllll
7:38, thank you.. Disabled people are really underestimated.
i'm sure helen keller was good with her hands
Why is Helen Keller a 1?
You know John Milton was blind when he wrote Paradise Lost? Class act.
why did hellen keller's dog run off a cliff?
you would too if your name was EEEEEYYYAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR
7:04 at least I know what a pun is.
I'm obviously not too dumb to know that you used "your" incorrectly....it's "you're", dumbass.
And yes, I am a blonde.
I am hella contributing to this discussion of how stank Helen Keller is.
@ 5:42. you're right, it's not funny. it's HILARIOUS
I think I'm the only one that got the Weird Al reference in 5:30's post. Haha, thanks whoever you are.
I ALREADY DID REPRODUCE, ASSHOLE
dude i'd bone helen keller, she couldn't laugh at the size of my cock when i pull it out, she couldn't scream no-no-no like all the others do, and to top it all off she's dead now and couldn't press charges....p.s. she wasn't that bad looking...wiki it...
do the hellen keller and go "DURRRRERRRRUUUUUUUUUUUAAARP"
You know why Helen Keller can't drive????
Cause she's a woman.
hahaha blind people on tfln
There's a picture of Helen Keller on wikipedia; she's not that bad looking.
btw, 7:14, your mom says if you're going to stay in her house you should stop getting cheetos everywhere.
probably one of my favorite tfnl
5:39 you have issues my friend. Boning Helen Keller isn't even a funny joke, this convo is twisted.
i went to high school with kiah hurd. definite 2. we used to call her "troll" lol
talk with your lips number 2
sharks with lazer beams!
5:50 I'm blind and I can post to this site, so maybe you should do a little more research before you go discounting an entire segment of the population.
Ahhh, fuck. 440? That 2 might have been me.
Who's your favorite conquistador?
Once I kissed a black man, but he turned to be my son.
5:32 the best part of it all would be that she couldn't post to this site....
why did helen keller have yellow finger tips...
whispering sweet nothings in her boyfriends ears
I think my penis actually tried to go back in at that description
ok im pissed helen keller is a perfect 10 she has the looks and the smarts omg i loooooove helen keller she is soooo hot, helen keller = 10 and that is final. i cannot believe someone would put her as low as 1
^^ how do you know its a blind GIRL? sounds like 8:07 and 8:09 are actually 8:00 ---> fail
*whoops change that to 5:30 (#2)
yall are raging homosexuals
(604) not sure what the OP was thinking helen keller is pretty much a 9.8/10
She's the perfect woman, can't talk back, can't hear u yell at her, can't see the cumshot that going in her eye/ear/nose/phuck hole.....just like a fat chick u can do anything to her.
What is this bullshit?? Stfu if your not gunna talk about Helen Keller. And to everyone who wud fuck her, that's messed up and not cool. Making fun of handicapped people is low.
you are bastards. all of you. fucking sickos. now, anne frank... that bitch was hot.
well helen keller was born june 27 1880
so she was a cancer
5:38 the 2 point scale sounds fenomenal, im using that one, but im the kinda guy that wont have very many 1s like that one dude said "girls are like pokemon... gotta catch them all"
wow. some people really don't have a limit, do they?
Twice as hot as Helen Keller, I'd hit it.
i know so many hellen keller jokes. but they're so mean haha
oh, she also wants you to curb the chronic masturbation, at least while you're in church.
My black son married Eleanor Roosevelt, you racist assholes.
In the words of 3OH!3, SHUSH GIRL SHUT YOUR LIPS DO THE HELEN KELLER AND TALK WITH YOUR HIIIIIIIPS.
5.30, she had to use one of them to moan with though
Can blind men kill their black sons? I think not.
i wouldnt doubt it. what else does a blind person have to do besides go to time wasting websites via braille.
maybe Hellen Keller was a amazing in bed... you'll never know.
10:34 you are doing it wrong.
Helen Keller was actually beautiful when she was young.
oh and 5:56, I use screen readers, not Braille, and I'm a full time college student. Blind and disabled people contribute to society too.
843 once you and your "fenomenal" spelling skills have caught all the skanky girls, youll catch all the stds as well
there is something so wrong with you people.
Of course I can't see it, but the two words are very different in Braille, asshole.
going back to 5:30 (#1) I throughly enjoyed your Weird Al quote...anyone else catch that?
this guy still probably fucked her.
Hey, I'm blind, and I like fucking. A LOT. So do most of my blind friends. Sex is amazing. And I have it very frequently.
3OH!3 is a horrible scene band.
hey, i boned a dead girl (she had a hearing aid and could hear with it in, but without it, couldnt hear shit) and i banged her for 2 hrs.... totally worth it..
Thank you Jeff, for enlightening me.
This thread wins, because of the Bo Burnham reference.
7:04's mom loves the cock, which is her decision and I respect it, but what's more is she loves yelling about how fat her son is while she gets it.
this has no context...cause it could be a good thing. i had a friend who used a 2 point scale...1 he wouldn't do her...2 he would...it was very simple really
5:27, you have so much class. I bet your mother would be proud.
pics or you're not blind
The pooptits is my favorite sex move, but only Jews can do it right.
This post is about as useless as JPEGs to Helen Keller.
"Have" in present tense.
...wow. 9:44. the end was discreet?
7:44, procreation is not necessarily a positive contribution to the world. This seems to hold especially true in your case. Please consider NOT procreating.
i would def sleep with hellen keller.
Titties are fucking awesome.
I'm gonna go bang a blind chick so she won't realize that in spite of my white-supremacist doctrine I'm black as heeeeell.
Who the fuck is Dave Chapelle.
8:00 let your mommy read this for you and let you know that no one gives a shit about your fuck life or lack thereof
might as well just bam yourself in the head 9:27
Rosie O'Donnell is pretty low on there too...
I killed my son for being black.
No 6:34 just not retarded fucking shit about killing your black babies, like seriously... Why?
5:50 no you aren't. Stop lying just to prove a point.
Is everyone here blind, black and horny? WTF is this place?
Anyway, wasn't Helen Keller the one that did that thing with the dog?
7:09 i know you are but what am i....deaf blind and dumb, your a blonde too huh?
6:28: I'm not Matt, I'm a chick, but I am fucking awesome, thanks.
you above, shut up. We don't care.
Why would anyone not sleep with her? She is pretty good looking. The only reason to not fuck her is that I'm not sure how to talk to her, I don't know sign language or anything like that. And i dont understand why anyone would feel different.
yew ppl r all suriuzzly wacked...........i mean....... suriuzzly
Are you just pissed cause you get laid less than a blind girl?
8:03, have you shat that condom out yet? Again, I am so sorry it rolled off.
Wait, what? ^^^ I'm confused.
what did that 'black son' post have anything to do with this conversation? Are you blind too, or what?
blind dude, are you matt? because if so, matt's fucking awesome, y'all shouldn't shit with him. and if you're not matt, never mind.
i heart anonymous posting.
gotta love conneaut. not. guess someone else slept with that christa naylor
Helen Keller must have had a stanky vag
Hellen Keller was the perfect woman.
She didn't talk much, and she was good with her hands.
I asked her to marry me, and she said
(watch the youtube video)
At least nobody verbally excreted any garbage about men being superficial. I guess we're all at the point of accepting everyone does that.
Shit.... Agreed 5:52
haha dude i wouldn't even call her a 1.. she's like a negative 5. If you have to resort to having sex with Helen Keller you've got some problems.
are we talking ratings in looks or senses?
Omg, seriously, laughed all the way through this, so proud of all you doucshbags your awesome.
MY GRAMPA SAID HE THREW A ROCK AT HELEN KELLERS HEAD
so 631 you want people to discuss helen kellers life story?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? SO YOU CAN READ HER LIPS! BAMMMMMMMMMM
Bo is the shit.
I love it!
@ 6:31. do handicapped people not want sex? why would it be messed up to sleep with her? seems like you want to keep handicapped people from enjoying a great part of life. THAT'S low
Hellen Keller was hot!
aw, stop hating on helen keller. like blind/deaf people never have sex?
I hate Helen Keller jokes. What kind of douche bag makes fun of disabled people? Helen Keller did a lot more for the world than people like 7:04 ever will.
Helen keller really wasnt unattractive and how the fuck did everyome get so off topic????
do the hellen keller and go "DURRRRERRRRUUUUUUUUUUUAAARP"
7:38 not true i'll procreate something she was never able to do. again just another fact deaf and blind people don't like fucking.
Oh, I get it! It's funny because the girl OP is referring to must have been really bad to be just ahead of Helen Keller, who was deaf and blind.
5:39, somehow it doesn't surprise me that you have to have sick fantasies about raping Helen Keller since clearly you couldn't get laid any other way.
this is out of curious, not to offend anyone.
so blind sex is just like sex with the lights off. but what's DEAF sex like?
7:28 I DIDN'T FUCKING ASK YOU
THIS IS AN A-B CONVERSATION SO FUCK OFF
6:40, what does that have to do with anything?
lol this is from my area code...hahahaha
Now Eleanor Roosevelt was a 0. That's where the scale starts.
5:54, this is 5:%0, I am actually blind, and you're an asshole.
dude you people need to facebook search "kiah hurd" 1:22 was right.. she is a 2
i watch blind porn on the interwebs all day
7:16 wait how can you see that?!?!?! oh wait you can't! i win!
7:15 we hate everyone the same fucker
i like 3oh3 but it's stupid when people think it's cool to scream their lyrics. it doesn't make you awesome. it actually makes you quite... annoying.
yes, eight o'clock and eight oh nine were both me.
Why do blind and deaf people not like fucking? I'm really confused....Feral children like fucking, and they can't talk...and don't have any normal mental capacity. And are often incapable of learning
8:52, that's just inhuman.
BO BURNHAM REFERENCE!
i love you
tribute to helen keller..bo burnham-the perfect woman
youtube that shitttt
Bot 6:17s--please, never reproduce.
I bet all the girls who are getting offended at this have been called 2's themselves. its not our fault you guys were born fugly!