He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
