Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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