If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
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I'm so sorry for your loss. Really just a tragic end for such a wonderful person. Now, if I could just slide in here and get to the cheese and sour cream...
Dont let uncle jim get any beans the wake will be intolerable.
That's just how we make sure that he's actually dead, not just taking a nap.
There's a flatulent version of "Finnegan's Wake" in here but I'm too lazy to write it.
Baha, wasn't sober and couldn't think of a name, and I pick jim....jim bean.
Whoa! Whoa! When I said I'd eat your taco when you died..... Not at all what I meant!
I was singing along to the band Perry's song if I die young lol
Lol I just read this text in the tune of the song.
I'll lie in state for several days at the Corn Palace, while "Hooked On A Feeling" is sung by a choir of castrati.
This. Shit. Is. Funny.
Satin, or Austin? Damn you autoerotica!
I hope you mean auto correct because autoerotica is nothing to damn.