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  • I'm so sorry for your loss. Really just a tragic end for such a wonderful person. Now, if I could just slide in here and get to the cheese and sour cream...

    Submitted by FStar73 on Jul 23, 12 at 4:21pm
    • Dont let uncle jim get any beans the wake will be intolerable.

      Submitted by GA_Peach on Jul 23, 12 at 4:29pm
      • That's just how we make sure that he's actually dead, not just taking a nap.

        Submitted by Ahhaynie on Jul 23, 12 at 7:58pm
        • There's a flatulent version of "Finnegan's Wake" in here but I'm too lazy to write it.

          Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 24, 12 at 1:38am
      • Baha, wasn't sober and couldn't think of a name, and I pick jim....jim bean.

        Submitted by GA_Peach on Jul 24, 12 at 9:43am
  • And Maragritas!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jul 23, 12 at 4:38pm
  • Whoa! Whoa! When I said I'd eat your taco when you died..... Not at all what I meant!

    Submitted by TheGODDAMbatman on Jul 23, 12 at 4:43pm
  • Lol I just read this text in the tune of the song.

    Submitted by UrLegsR_EarMuffs on Jul 23, 12 at 9:23pm
  • Totally fabulous!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jul 24, 12 at 11:29am
  • I'll lie in state for several days at the Corn Palace, while "Hooked On A Feeling" is sung by a choir of castrati.

    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jul 27, 12 at 1:03pm
  • This. Shit. Is. Funny.

    Submitted by josh46 on Jul 25, 12 at 3:42am
  • I was singing along to the band Perry's song if I die young lol

    Submitted by 2001ChevyZ71 on Jul 23, 12 at 6:10pm
  • Satin, or Austin? Damn you autoerotica!

    Submitted by kin_in_in on Jul 24, 12 at 8:39am
    • I hope you mean auto correct because autoerotica is nothing to damn.

      Submitted by 2dicksam on Jul 26, 12 at 12:28am
  • Yes.

    Submitted by antisocialal on Jul 24, 12 at 12:46am