at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
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This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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