So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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