So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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