Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
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Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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