She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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