i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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