Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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