Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
