fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Swine flu is the new snow day.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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