mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
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I fucked a mormon.... she was hott but stared at me with this deer in the headlight look.... thank goodness she was a decent lay
yeah, it's mormon.
hahaha but. good point.
i grew up mormon. it's not a good thing.
hahahaha i'm mormon and reading this..... and is it wrong i think its funny?
heck no! jon heder is!! LOL
hahaa.... i actually used to have a lot of those mornings before i became mormon. lol @ merman. it would actually be really awesome if everyone at church had giant tails but sadly... only legs
Come on... Don't get a bible stucked up your ass and just take it for its worth...
and that is a good chuckle
Yeah joe smith had the shit right... Let's make up a bunch of shit and tell a bunch if stupid people and see how many will believe it... Which apparently is a lot
give me the mormons rather than these ignorant southern fried baptists any day.
Maybe he meant Norman...
As am I. Haha, some people think we're all so damn strange. We're just chill and normal.
how did this not get more thumbs up votes? i laughed out loud! i don't see what kind of enjoyment the kind of person that would get offended at this post would get out of this site. just saying.
maybe misspellings are what make half of these funny.
Maybe who gives a fuck I'd rather be a bad speller then Mormon
oooooor maybe he had a threesome and wished he was mormon for the multiple wives
Sleeping with multiple women doesn't seem to be a big deal these days...
Until you try to marry more than one at a time. Then it's suddenly disgusting, I guess.
Yeah, more-man than you'll ever be (or get).
whats wrong with being mormon?
yeah no i think it was just the alcohol thing
Never, EVER wish that upon yourself. EVER.
lhey lets allll get butt-hurt over every single post because literally every single one could be offensive to entire swaths of people. thats why its funny.
HA HA... Whoever said MerMan is genius! Brilliant!
CHET FROM REAL WORLD IS THE COOLEST MORMON EVER.
No, duh it was supposed to be moron..
oh i know, those terrible mormon's and their abstaining from alcohol and caffeine and things that are, in general, bad for them.
i'm mormon too! haha we're just normal people! oh and we only marry one person fyi
Who are the Mormons reading this website and then acting all high and mighty and defensive of Mormonism? A good Mormon wouldn't even be reading this stuff. Such a stupid bunch of people.
Mormons are fucking FRIGHTENING.
thanks you for the correction. stupid ignorant people.
what isntwrong with being mormon
o....k... thanks for getting all intense on us there