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  • I fucked a mormon.... she was hott but stared at me with this deer in the headlight look.... thank goodness she was a decent lay

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 10:29am
  • yeah, it's mormon. hahaha but. good point.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 5:13pm
  • hahahaha i'm mormon and reading this..... and is it wrong i think its funny?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:48pm
  • heck no! jon heder is!! LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 1:11am
  • i grew up mormon. it's not a good thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 10:21pm
  • MerMAN...*feeble cough*...MERMAN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 8:56am
  • hahaa.... i actually used to have a lot of those mornings before i became mormon. lol @ merman. it would actually be really awesome if everyone at church had giant tails but sadly... only legs

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 9:25pm
  • Yeah joe smith had the shit right... Let's make up a bunch of shit and tell a bunch if stupid people and see how many will believe it... Which apparently is a lot

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 8:58pm
  • Come on... Don't get a bible stucked up your ass and just take it for its worth... and that is a good chuckle

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 10:07pm
  • Maybe he meant Norman...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 5:14pm
  • maybe misspellings are what make half of these funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 5:30pm
  • how did this not get more thumbs up votes? i laughed out loud! i don't see what kind of enjoyment the kind of person that would get offended at this post would get out of this site. just saying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 3:44am
  • Sleeping with multiple women doesn't seem to be a big deal these days... Until you try to marry more than one at a time. Then it's suddenly disgusting, I guess.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 3:10am
  • give me the mormons rather than these ignorant southern fried baptists any day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:50am
  • As am I. Haha, some people think we're all so damn strange. We're just chill and normal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:52pm
  • Yeah, more-man than you'll ever be (or get).

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 7:09pm
  • oooooor maybe he had a threesome and wished he was mormon for the multiple wives

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 12:20am
  • Maybe who gives a fuck I'd rather be a bad speller then Mormon

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 5:57pm
  • whats wrong with being mormon?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 6:01pm
  • HA HA... Whoever said MerMan is genius! Brilliant!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 6:36pm
  • yeah no i think it was just the alcohol thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 12:42am
  • CHET FROM REAL WORLD IS THE COOLEST MORMON EVER.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 12:52am
  • Never, EVER wish that upon yourself. EVER.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 12:45pm
  • lhey lets allll get butt-hurt over every single post because literally every single one could be offensive to entire swaths of people. thats why its funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 6:42pm
  • No, duh it was supposed to be moron..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 6:21pm
  • i'm mormon too! haha we're just normal people! oh and we only marry one person fyi

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 11:44pm
  • Who are the Mormons reading this website and then acting all high and mighty and defensive of Mormonism? A good Mormon wouldn't even be reading this stuff. Such a stupid bunch of people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 7:31pm
  • oh i know, those terrible mormon's and their abstaining from alcohol and caffeine and things that are, in general, bad for them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 6:19pm
  • Mormons are fucking FRIGHTENING.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 9:22pm
  • thanks you for the correction. stupid ignorant people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 5:10pm
  • o....k... thanks for getting all intense on us there

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 3:45pm
  • what isntwrong with being mormon

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 6:02pm