carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
My dick has a subreddit
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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